Winston Churchill’s legacy lives on in the many humorous and insightful quotes
he left behind – here are a few of our favorites!
“If I was your wife, sir, I’d poison you!” - Said to Winston Churchill
“Madam, if you were my wife, I’d let you.”- Winston replied
“I may be drunk, miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
“To improve is to change, to be perfect is to change often.”
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
“I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself in to prosperity is like a man
in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.”
“The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings.
The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.”
“Winston, I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play;
a friend if you have one.” - George Bernard Shaw
“George, Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second if there
is one.” - Winston replied